It starts in the stomach & creeps up to the heart

Ito ang experience na hinahanap ko

Test Specialists in this role are responsible for applying automated tools to support the testing of applications across all phases of the Software Development Life Cycle. They evaluate the functional and non-functional requirements for testability and the test cases and use cases for suitability for automation. They are responsible for or assist the Test Architect or Test Lead in the development of the test automation strategy and focus specifically on maximizing reuse for regression purposes. They implement the strategy via developing, coding and executing test case and test script frameworks using automated tools such as Rational Functional Tester and other Rational suite tools, or the HP toolset, among others. They support the test team by recommending tools and processes to automate other test activities, such as test management, reporting, test data generation and defect management. They assist the Test Manager with technical expertise to assist in test planning.

ramonbautista: YOU HAVE 4 SHOTS. make them count kailangan mo ng presence of mind at presence of face sa photobooth. smile, tuck in your tummy and think 3 poses ahead para hindi ka mukang 2x2 picture sa pinakamalapit na xeroxan pose 1: one calorie smile. instead of saying “cheese”, say “unli-rice” for that half-smile pose 2: smile with sound. lagyan ng sound ang smile and say “AHA-HA-HA” out loud. ang peg ay pang chickenjoy billboard pose 3: pucha may camera pala, pero ok lang pogi naman ako-serious. kunyari di ka pa ready, inaayos mo pa ang suit, tie, sleeves, glasses, nag iisip ka pa ng pogi things to do. pero sanay kang ma picture-an. afterall, pogi ka, at ang mga pogi, camera magnet. pose 4: “wacky”. ginagawa ko jan yung “oh-shit may ginawa nanaman akong kabobohan look”. di ka dapat takot magmukang tanga. itodo mo kasi ang half baked mukang tanga, is 100 percent mukang tanga. gets?

ramonbautista:

YOU HAVE 4 SHOTS. make them count

kailangan mo ng presence of mind at presence of face sa photobooth. smile, tuck in your tummy and think 3 poses ahead para hindi ka mukang 2x2 picture sa pinakamalapit na xeroxan

pose 1: one calorie smile. instead of saying “cheese”, say “unli-rice” for that half-smile

pose 2: smile with sound. lagyan ng sound ang smile and say “AHA-HA-HA” out loud. ang peg ay pang chickenjoy billboard

pose 3: pucha may camera pala, pero ok lang pogi naman ako-serious. kunyari di ka pa ready, inaayos mo pa ang suit, tie, sleeves, glasses, nag iisip ka pa ng pogi things to do. pero sanay kang ma picture-an. afterall, pogi ka, at ang mga pogi, camera magnet.

pose 4: “wacky”. ginagawa ko jan yung “oh-shit may ginawa nanaman akong kabobohan look”. di ka dapat takot magmukang tanga. itodo mo kasi ang half baked mukang tanga, is 100 percent mukang tanga. gets?

I must commend myself for hacking into this evil person’s wireless network. They changed the SSID and password, but that did not stop me. So I created a ‘backdoor entrance’, and ta-ta! Free wifi! For as long as he stays ignorant/stupid. Free wifi… forever!

The thing I’ve long been putting off

is finally on its way to being done! I have a good draft now.

The last time I touched this was during the time I’ve gone to interviews when I learned I’m to graduate.

But this is a revamped version.

I feel accomplished.

Yeah!

College diploma naman!

i want out

k fine!

i’ll just go chase my dreams elsewhere

Like a cat

My friend was looking for a provider of a short course on basic I.T. I told her she can check U.P., but if it’s not urgent I am generously offering my services. 

She replied, “I want the real thing”. 

So I ranted, “@#$%^&*(! I HAVE 3+ SOLID YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN I.T. & you’re telling me you want the real thing?!”. 

Her retort, “alangan namang ilagay ko sa resume ko certified by the drama queen”. 

Me? Point taken.

This is cruelty.

Like a pig, take it to the slaughterhouse, will you!

(via blackstrung)

i miss yaya (i don’t know in which channel she’s subscribed & i’m sorry i failed you, we aren’t yet in johannesburg & i’ve already posted)

Child’s play

Mapua Black Valentine?

But I had gone to UPLB where the students/teachers seal the entrances to the “heart” of the campus, which also means our bldg, everytime they want to make a statement.

Ding. “Hey, that’s where I’ll be having all of my classes!”

P.S. Ok, shoot me now. While you’re all shouting “Viva @#$%^&!”